[CBFF] Aaaaaaand... THEY'RE OFF!!!!!

[Steve Behrens]

(((A look at the Playoff teams from an Equestrian perpective....  HBO -
Inside the NFL)))

HANDICAPPING THE NFL STAKES
December 26, 2006

There is no team comparable to horse-racing's Secretariat, or any of the
Triple Crown winners. There is no dominant team, heading into the
postseason. The AFC team with the top record needed a last minute touchdown
pass to slew Seattle. The NFC team with the best record is considering a
change of jockeys. Here is how I handicap the race to win the Super Bowl.




  *Odds* *Team* *Trainer* *Jockey*  2-1 Chargers Schottenheimer Rivers 5-2
Bears Smith Grossman 3-1 Ravens Billick McNair 9-2 Saints Payton Brees 5-1
Colts Dungy P. Manning 6-1 Eagles Reid Garcia 7-1 Cowboys Parcells Romo 7-1
Patriots Belichick Brady 10-1 Seahawks Holmgren Hasselbeck 12-1 Broncos
Shanahan Cutler 15-1 Jets Mangini Pennington 20-1 Bengals Lewis Palmer 50-1
Giants Coughlin Manning 75-1 Packers McCarthy Favre 75-1 Jaguars DelRio
Garrard 100-1 Titans Fisher Young 100-1 Rams Linehan Bulger



*Chargers:* The Chargers not only lead the NFL in scoring--with 10 more
touchdowns than the next closest team--but this team is actually a better
defensive team than offensive team. San Diego's defense leads the NFL with
60 sacks. There is a big question about the conservative nature of their
coach in the postseason. There are questions about the young quarterback
Rivers. Still, this team looks loaded compared to the competition.

*Factoid that you should know about the Chargers: *San Diego has won four
games this year after trailing after three quarters.

*Bears: Lovie Smith's team is the best team in the NFC, and maybe the class
of the NFL. Still, there are problems. Troubles begin on defense. Opponents
have scored touchdowns on 11 of their last 14 trips inside-the-red zone
against the Bears. Of course, without Mike Brown, Nathan Vasher, and
especially Tommie Harris, the Bears have not been at full strength since
they were 6-0.

Factoid that you should know about the Bears: Backup quarterback Brian
Griese has passed for more career yards and touchdowns than any quarterback
in Bears history*

*Ravens:* Baltimore didn't even qualify for the playoffs a year ago, but
they are 12-3 this season. The Ravens have forced 37 turnovers (26
interceptions, 11 fumble recoveries). They have only turned the ball over 22
times, so they are +15 in turnover differential. They are +40 in sack
differential. The Ravens have all sorts of hidden yardage (For instance,
they are +327 in interception return yardage). Baltimore has 5 touchdowns on
returns, and haven't allowed any.

*Factoid that you should know about the Ravens:* Baltimore has never gone
into the playoffs seeded higher than 4th, prior to this season.

*Saints: *New Orleans was 3-13 last year, and is 10-5 with one game to go
this season. The offense is the reason. Last year, the team scored 23
touchdowns. This year, it has scored 46 (with one game to go). Aaron Brooks
and Todd Baumon combined to throw 15 touchdowns and 24 interceptions last
year. This year, Drew Brees has thrown 24 touchdowns and only 9
interceptions. The Saints went from 31st in points in 2005 to fifth this
season.

*Factoid you should know about the Saints: *Last year, the team committed
135 penalties. This year, it has been called for 75.

*Colts:* This team has the best jockey in Peyton Manning. This horse went
off as an overwhelming favorite last year, only to finish out of the money.
This year, it is coming off disappointing races in Dallas, Tennessee,
Jacksonville, and Houston. The defense is a mess.

*Factoid you should know about the Colts:* Indianapolis is allowing
174.5rushing yards per game, and
5.3 yards per rush. They have allowed 20 rushing touchdowns.
*Eagles:* Philadelphia has not only won four games in a row, but they won
three straight road divisional games. Brian Westbrook has 1,214 rushing
yards and 670 receiving yards. And he didn't make the Pro Bowl. Donovan
McNabb was playing at a Pro Bowl level when he got hurt, with a passer
rating of 95.5. Jeff Garcia has played even better. The two have combined
for 28 touchdown passes. Only one team (the Colts, with 29) have more.

*Factoid you should know about the Eagles: *Brian Westbrook is
averaging 5.1yards per rush, fourth best among running backs (trailing
only Maurice
Jones-Drew, Frank Gore, and LaDainian Tomlinson).

*Cowboys:* In the last four games, Tony Romo has three games with a passer
rating under 60. He has four touchdowns and seven interceptions in the last
month. The Cowboys were staring at a first-round bye, but lost games home
games to New Orleans and Philadelphia.

*Factoid you should know about the Cowboys:* If they do anything in the
postseason, it will be because the defense comes around, probably led by
linebacker DeMarcus Ware. Ware has 8.5 sacks, and needs three against the
Lions on Sunday to set a franchise record for a linebacker. And this
franchise has had some pretty fair linebackers.

*Patriots: *The smart money has to be on this team, fresh off their fourth
consecutive division title. No team has the experience and big-game resume
that the Patriots have. New England is 5-1 in its last six games, outscoring
their opponents 144-73. Corey Dillon has played 42 games in his career with
New England, and has scored 35 rushing touchdowns. For mere mortals
(excluding Chargers great LaDainian Tomlinson) Dillon's numbers are superb.
Tom Brady has thrown touchdown passes to 11 different players this season.
That includes rookies Laurence Maroney (first-rounder), Chad Jackson
(second-rounder), and tight end Dave Thomas (third-rounder). One of the two
fourth-round picks, kicker Stephen Gostkowski, has replaced Adam Vinatierri
and converted 18 of 23 field goal attempts.

*Factoid that you should know:* This team has allowed more than 21 points
just once this season (27-20 loss to Indianapolis).

*Seahawks:* This team won some high stakes races last year, but have fallen
in recent weeks. After starting out 3-0, the team is just 5-7, and losers of
three games in a row.

But there are silver linings in addition to the clouds. Lofa Tatupu is back,
and the defense held Philip Rivers to miss on nine of his 10 first-half
attempts last week. Shaun Alexander had a pair of touchdowns, and is alive
and well and in the Seahawk backfield.

*Factoid that you should know about the Seahawks:* Deion Branch dropped four
passes last week.

*Broncos:* It's never an easy decision to change quarterbacks from a 13-3
team that went to the AFC Championship game the year before. That's what
Mike Shanahan did, switching to rookie Jay Cutler. The results are
promising. A win on Sunday against the 49ers assures a #5 seed, and a
probable date at New England to open the playoffs. The defense still has
holes, although the team has to be pleased with the secondary, led by Champ
Bailey. In the first six games of the season, Denver allowed only two
touchdowns. In their last nine games, they have allowed 25.

*Factoid that you should know about the Broncos: *If they can avoid the
Chargers, the defense is outstanding. In two games versus San Diego, they
allow 41.5 points per game. In all other games, it's under 15 points per
game.

*Jets: *The Jets played a gutty game in rainy Miami on Christmas night. They
converted nearly half their third downs, and committed only one penalty.
They need only to defeat the Raiders to make the playoffs, after finishing
4-12 a year ago. Still, in the playoffs the arm strength of quarterback Chad
Pennington and the questionable rush defense will do them in.

*Factoid that you should know about the Jets: *Eric Mangini is a big boxing
fan, and shows his team films of great fights to motivate and inspire them.
This week, my suggestion would be to show Joe Louis fight the "Bum of the
Month." New York can't let down against Oakland.

*Giants: *The Giants fans are angry. They have a lame-duck general manager,
and probably a lame-duck head coach. The team is 1-6 in its last seven
games, winning only against the Panthers in that time. Tiki Barber has
touched the ball 359 times and scored twice, or just two less times than
he'll score for ESPN next year. They've lost four straight home games,
gained only 142 yards last week against the Saints, their lowest total since
they totaled 132 in the shutout loss to the Panthers in the playoffs last
year.

*Factoid that you should know:* The Giants had 59 net passing yards against
the Saints, despite a 55-yard touchdown pass 137 seconds into the game.

*Bengals: *They have offensive tackles Levi Jones and Willie Anderson back
on the field, and they are a dangerous team. Will they be boxed out by the
Broncos and Jets?

*Factoid that you should know about the Bengals:* One extra-point about the
Bengals: 99.1% of the extra points in the NFL have been converted this
season. The Bengals had converted 38 of 39 until the bad snap cost them in
Denver last week.

*Packers: *Another team that has improved tremendously from a year ago. How
hard will the Bears play them on Sunday night?

*Factoid that you should know about the Packers:* Even Eli Manning has
outrated Brett Favre this season. Favre is only the 25th highest rated
passer in the NFL.

*Jaguars:* This team was 8-5 after running over Indianapolis on December 10.
Since then, the team has dropped two heartbreakers in a row, to the Titans
and Patriots. The team has discovered one of the brightest stars in the
league in Maurice Jones-Drew. Jones-Drew has scored 15 touchdowns (12 rush,
2 receiving, 1 punt return) this season. This would be a dangerous team to
face in the playoffs.

*Rams: *Stephen Jackson and Marc Bulger are having super seasons. The Rams
would be the division champs if not for two Josh Brown field goals at the
end of both Rams-Seahawks games.

*Falcons: *This is your classic front-running horse. Jim Mora's crew
finished 1-4 in 2005 to miss the playoffs. This year, they wasted a 5-2
start. Atlanta is 2-6 in its last eight games, and is virtually assured of
missing the playoffs.