[CBFF] What if ? ! ? ! ?

[Steve Behrens]

No, I aint say'n , I'm just say'n... You and I know this would never happen
right?  I mean, come on... no way would this ever happen....

>From SI:

Defensive tackle *Tommie Harris* stuck around after practice Thursday to
take a few hand offs from offensive coordinator* Ron Turner*. Could Harris
carry the ball? "Tommie has a lot of different talents," coach *Lovie
Smith*said. "You could say he is a skilled athlete -- Tommie would
definitely say
he's a skilled athlete. But he won't be doing any of that, I can tell you."
*-- Chicago Tribune*
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Ok, let's just say, for argument's sake, that ol" Tommy trots out onto the
field, it's 4th and goal at the one....  Would you:

a) Stare in disbelief, unable to form words for the next 30 minutes?
b) Actually lose consciousness, spilling the beer you were holding all over
you're lap, and then waking up embarrassingly trying to explain what
happened.
c) Actually lose bladder control....
d) Clutch your chest and tel anyone that your with that this time, it truly
*is* the big one....
e) All or most of the above?

Really, no way this happens....

19 & Oh Baby!!!

-Behr