[CBFF] And the Post Super Bowl jokes have started

[Phil DeNomme]

That's funny though.  LOL

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From: cbff-bounces at chicagobearsfanforum.com [mailto:cbff-bounces at chicagobearsfanforum.com] On Behalf Of Kenny Claxton
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 8:32 AM
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Subject: [CBFF] And the Post Super Bowl jokes have started

*Help Wanted:*

Midwestern football team is looking for a Quarterback. This position will
require the following technical skills:

1.      Able to handle the snap of the ball without fumbling.
2.      The ability to drop back and or scramble without tripping over his
ones feet.
3.      The ability to count. (When your team has one receiver in a pattern
and the opposing team has three players covering said receiver, throw the
ball away or maybe even run for a first down)

4.      Can not be color blind.
5.      The ability to throw a deep pass. (Strong and accurate arm)
6.      Must be able to show consistency.
7.      The ability to read defensive coverage’s.
8.      The ability to pull ones head out of ones butt, should it become
lodged there.
9.      The ability to make plays. (See requirement #6)

No experience necessary, will train. This position will also require the
applicant to be able to think fast and process information and have great
leadership skills.

If there are any questions on what will be expected of the applicant. We can
provide a short presentation of what we ARE NOT LOOKING FOR, this can be
viewed by watching re-runs of the Super Bowl played on 2/4/07.

Please send resume and salary requirements to the following email address:

*Wearelookingforaqb at chicagobears.com*<http://us.f307.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=Wearelookingforaqb@chicagobears.com>
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