[CBFF] Bears' fan SOS!!! Mayday Mayday Mayday!

[Victor Waldron (CBFF)]

Here's a Bears-Packers one:


We Chicago Bear fans amuse ourselves by scaring every  Green Bay fan we 
see strutting down the street with that obnoxious green & gold "G" on 
his shirt. We would swerve our cars as if to hit them, and then swerve 
back just missing them.

One day, while driving along, I saw a priest.  I thought I would do a 
good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest,

"Where are you going Father?"

"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the  
road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down 
the road.   Suddenly, I saw a Green Bay fan walking down the road, with 
that "G" shirt on and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him but, as 
usual, I swerved back into the road just in time.   Even though I was 
certain that I  had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD."

Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but 
still didn't see anything.   I then remembered the priest, and turned to 
the priest and said,

"Sorry Father, I almost hit that  Green Bay fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."

 

      GO BEARS!



Jerry Madsen wrote:
> Ok, I need this group to help me out.
>
> For those of you who don't know, I live and work in South Bend,
> Indiana.  Even though I'm only about 70 miles from the Chicago city
> limits (and 150 miles from Indy) and there are plenty of Bears fans in
> North Central Indiana, there are still a ton of Colts fans.
>
> And this week, it feels like I work with them all.
>
> I think the Bears' wallpaper on my PC, the Bears' pics outside my
> office, my Bears' leather jacket and my Bears tie haven't gone over
> real well with my co-workers.
>
> Today, I got a copy of a joke slid under my door.  You know the one.
> God's mansion is all dec'd-out in Bears' colors, only this time it was
> perverted so that God is now a Colts' fan.  Not very original.
>
> I need a really good Bears joke to email to the enemies around me.  I
> don't care if it's a Packers/Bears joke, I'll just substitute the Pack
> for the Colt.
>
> Thanks for the help my fellow Bears' brother and sisters.  TRUST NO ONE!
>
> >From the trenches,
>
> Jerry
>
>