[CBFF] Bears' fan SOS!!! Mayday Mayday Mayday!

[Victor Waldron (CBFF)]

Oops! I didn't read Dwayne's before I sent this. Sorry for the duplication.

V

Victor Waldron (CBFF) wrote:
> Here's a Bears-Packers one:
>
>
> We Chicago Bear fans amuse ourselves by scaring every  Green Bay fan we 
> see strutting down the street with that obnoxious green & gold "G" on 
> his shirt. We would swerve our cars as if to hit them, and then swerve 
> back just missing them.
>
> One day, while driving along, I saw a priest.  I thought I would do a 
> good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest,
>
> "Where are you going Father?"
>
> "I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the  
> road," replied the priest.
>
> "Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"
>
> The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down 
> the road.   Suddenly, I saw a Green Bay fan walking down the road, with 
> that "G" shirt on and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him but, as 
> usual, I swerved back into the road just in time.   Even though I was 
> certain that I  had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD."
>
> Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but 
> still didn't see anything.   I then remembered the priest, and turned to 
> the priest and said,
>
> "Sorry Father, I almost hit that  Green Bay fan."
>
> "That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."
>
>  
>
>       GO BEARS!
>
>
>
> Jerry Madsen wrote:
>   
>> Ok, I need this group to help me out.
>>
>> For those of you who don't know, I live and work in South Bend,
>> Indiana.  Even though I'm only about 70 miles from the Chicago city
>> limits (and 150 miles from Indy) and there are plenty of Bears fans in
>> North Central Indiana, there are still a ton of Colts fans.
>>
>> And this week, it feels like I work with them all.
>>
>> I think the Bears' wallpaper on my PC, the Bears' pics outside my
>> office, my Bears' leather jacket and my Bears tie haven't gone over
>> real well with my co-workers.
>>
>> Today, I got a copy of a joke slid under my door.  You know the one.
>> God's mansion is all dec'd-out in Bears' colors, only this time it was
>> perverted so that God is now a Colts' fan.  Not very original.
>>
>> I need a really good Bears joke to email to the enemies around me.  I
>> don't care if it's a Packers/Bears joke, I'll just substitute the Pack
>> for the Colt.
>>
>> Thanks for the help my fellow Bears' brother and sisters.  TRUST NO ONE!
>>
>> >From the trenches,
>>
>> Jerry
>>
>>   
>>     
>
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