[CBFF] Bears’ Adrian Peterson admits to cloning evil twin - Sent Using Google Toolbar

[Kenny Claxton]

LOL!

On 1/10/08, Tom Shannon <tshanno at gmail.com> wrote:
> http://www.serioussportsnewsnetwork.com/2008/01/bears-adrian-peterson-admits-to-cloning-evil-twin.html
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> Bears' Adrian Peterson admits to cloning evil twin
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> Bears' Adrian Peterson admits to cloning evil twin
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> CHICAGO, IL — At a press conference this afternoon, Chicago Bears'
> running back Adrian Peterson admitted that he cloned himself when he
> was a child.
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> "I was six," the 28-year old Florida native told reporters. "It was
> one of those cereal box giveaways – you know, a free cloner in every
> box. It was probably Count Chocula . I used to love Count Chocula."
>
> The sixth year back out of Georgia Southern admitted to using the
> device to create Minnesota Vikings' running back Adrian Peterson – "I
> didn't know any better! I thought I was making a new friend, I didn't
> think he'd turn out to be a diabolical younger version of myself."
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> The two identical children lived out a short, complicated life
> together at the Peterson household, with both the original and the
> clone demanding to keep the name Adrian. "I tried to name him Optimus
> Prime or Bill, but he just kept yelling at me and poking me with a
> fork until I agreed to call him Adrian, too. That was the worst spring
> of my life – so much screaming."
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> According to the original Adrian, the two children spent only two
> months together, and most of the time they fought over toys, what to
> watch on television, and who was going to ride the bike first. The
> final disturbance came in early May of 1985, as the boys went swimming
> together for the first and only time.
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> "I was having fun, playing a little gutterball, when all of a sudden
> he pulls me underwater," the first Adrian said. "I nearly drowned! He
> told me he was joking afterward, but enough was enough – he had to
> go."
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> A week later, the Adrian clone was sent to the Home for Evil Cloned
> Boys in Palestine, TX. "Yeah, they changed his face, made him believe
> he was actually born in 1985, even managed to get him to grow a few
> inches taller than me. They did everything they could to fully
> separate us. But they could never get him to change his name.
>
> "I didn't care – I never thought I'd see him again. Then all of a
> sudden he's playing for the Vikings, and making my life miserable just
> like before. I mean, how did he get so much better than me?! We come
> from the exact same genes!"
>
> The Viking's Adrian Peterson declined to comment, but did cackle.
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