[CBFF] Lie Detector

[mom2iancal]

LOL!  good one!

teri

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Tom Shannon" <tshanno at gmail.com>
To: <post at chicagobearsfanforum.com>
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2008 6:02 AM
Subject: [CBFF] Lie Detector


>
> http://www.uti.com/~thekeep/joke.html
> <http://www.uti.com/%7Ethekeep/joke.html>
>
> John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
> gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to
> change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual
> purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
>
> It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
> returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
>
> 'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked
> John.
>
> 'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,'
> said Tommy.
>
> The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
> completely out of his chair.
>
> 'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
> really were after school.'
>
> 'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy.
>
> 'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.
>
> 'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.
>
> The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him
> off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down
> and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'
>
> 'I am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied
> to my parents.'
>
> The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly
> knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in
> tears and said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too
> mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!'
>
> With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her
> out of her chair.
>
>
> -- 
> Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips 
> in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
>  - Douglas Adams
>
>
>
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