[CBFF] Lie Detector

[Tom Shannon]

Another accident. But I'm glad you liked it.

Tom S.
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mom2iancal wrote:
> LOL!  good one!
>
> teri
>
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Tom Shannon" <tshanno at gmail.com>
> To: <post at chicagobearsfanforum.com>
> Sent: Friday, May 02, 2008 6:02 AM
> Subject: [CBFF] Lie Detector
>
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>> http://www.uti.com/~thekeep/joke.html
>> <http://www.uti.com/%7Ethekeep/joke.html>
>>
>> John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
>> gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to
>> change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual
>> purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
>>
>> It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
>> returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
>>
>> 'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked
>> John.
>>
>> 'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,'
>> said Tommy.
>>
>> The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
>> completely out of his chair.
>>
>> 'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
>> really were after school.'
>>
>> 'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy.
>>
>> 'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.
>>
>> 'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.
>>
>> The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him
>> off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down
>> and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'
>>
>> 'I am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied
>> to my parents.'
>>
>> The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly
>> knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in
>> tears and said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too
>> mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!'
>>
>> With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her
>> out of her chair.
>>
>>
>> -- 
>> Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips 
>> in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
>>  - Douglas Adams
>>
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