[CBFF] Lie Detector

[mom2iancal]

LOL  I thought it was pretty funny...

teri

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Tom Shannon" <tshanno at gmail.com>
To: <post at chicagobearsfanforum.com>
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2008 8:28 AM
Subject: Re: [CBFF] Lie Detector


> Another accident. But I'm glad you liked it.
>
> Tom S.
> --
> mom2iancal wrote:
>> LOL!  good one!
>>
>> teri
>>
>> ----- Original Message ----- 
>> From: "Tom Shannon" <tshanno at gmail.com>
>> To: <post at chicagobearsfanforum.com>
>> Sent: Friday, May 02, 2008 6:02 AM
>> Subject: [CBFF] Lie Detector
>>
>>
>>
>>> http://www.uti.com/~thekeep/joke.html
>>> <http://www.uti.com/%7Ethekeep/joke.html>
>>>
>>> John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
>>> gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to
>>> change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual
>>> purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
>>>
>>> It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
>>> returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
>>>
>>> 'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked
>>> John.
>>>
>>> 'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,'
>>> said Tommy.
>>>
>>> The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
>>> completely out of his chair.
>>>
>>> 'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
>>> really were after school.'
>>>
>>> 'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy.
>>>
>>> 'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.
>>>
>>> 'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.
>>>
>>> The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him
>>> off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down
>>> and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex 
>>> Queen.'
>>>
>>> 'I am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied
>>> to my parents.'
>>>
>>> The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly
>>> knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in
>>> tears and said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too
>>> mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!'
>>>
>>> With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her
>>> out of her chair.
>>>
>>>
>>> -- 
>>> Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few 
>>> pips
>>> in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
>>>  - Douglas Adams
>>>
>>>
>>>
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